John Mulaney's Attempt to Solve a Mystery Was Unsuccessful

kateofthecity
kateofthecity

I literally had this SAME problem. I (admittedly) used to leave my old 2000 Cavalier open, and when I got inside to go to work one morning, I froze, because everything in my glovebox was ransacked and all over the car. (I also watch BBC's Sherlock, and I am obsessed with it to the core. I do take his advice, and I do observe beyond the normal scope, do the deductive reasoning, all that). So it was a good thing it snowed that night, because the perpetrator left his FOOTPRINTS all over the side of the car. So I calmly got out, took a photo of a nice, clean, footprint with my phone, and scoured the whole property (we live on a community lot) for the same type, shape, size, and shoe model as the perpetrator's. (I had reverse Google images to thank for finding out the shoe model). The footprints led me right up to his front door. I had his address. I go back home, type up a lengthy letter with a piece of my mind in it, with the occasional gloating that I'm not one to be trifled with, stuck it in an envelope, and drove right up to his front door, slapping the letter on his door. The residents of Weatherstone Village slept a little sounder that day. :) Seriously, who commits a crime IN THE SNOW where your footprints can be seen?

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black sheep
black sheep

At first I thought they were the same person until now

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PossiblyMaybeNope
PossiblyMaybeNope

That is one bitchin' necktie.

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rehtaeh77
rehtaeh77

John Mulaney is so hilarious

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Uli Reinhart
Uli Reinhart

Why is he so damn hot his smile is just 😭😍😍😍😍

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Md Firoz
Md Firoz

নাটক

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Md Firoz
Md Firoz

বিরোধ

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Jesse Cotton Twyford
Jesse Cotton Twyford

He's a comedian?

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Damien Dacote
Damien Dacote

UNANSWERED QUESTION: why does he have surgical gloves in his apartment?

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Awesome Donut
Awesome Donut

Damien Dacote 4:07 There you go.

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Damien Dacote
Damien Dacote

+Awesome Donut Some work he did on the Jon Benet case......

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Awesome Donut
Awesome Donut

Damien Dacote The same reason why he’s helping the police.

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amarlene94
amarlene94

Mulaney is a very handsome guy :D. I find him very attractive

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Brittany Kat
Brittany Kat

I only keep surgical gloves in my house

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Mister Mups
Mister Mups

Or, y’know, just install security cameras

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yasmin sara
yasmin sara

*he’s so cute wtf*

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Typical Me
Typical Me

John Mulaney is Chaotic Good

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Désirée Blizzard
Désirée Blizzard

and thats why Im running for mayor

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ecalevol
ecalevol

PLEASE get john as a guest on buzzfeed unsolved!!

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BookLover2006
BookLover2006

I was waiting for them to say it was his own hat

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Missy Barbour
Missy Barbour

Me after three episodes of Unsolved

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The Life and Times of Alfredo Darling
The Life and Times of Alfredo Darling

It was Dirty Mike and the Boys.

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Lalala
Lalala

Why did I think rav-4 before he even said anything?😂😂😂

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musicalpidgeon
musicalpidgeon

john mulaney NEEDS to be a guest on buzzfeed unsolved, true crime or supernatural. it would be amazing

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jaacee moore
jaacee moore

oh my god all i hear is A N D RE W GL OUBERMAN

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Larry Games
Larry Games

I watched a montage of Jay Pharoah impressions and he did Mulaney. I had no idea who John Mulaney was, so I came to this video next... All I can say is #NailedIt.

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Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

this video was exactly as long as it took me to eat my Mac and cheese

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putrid jesus
putrid jesus

bittenbinder wpuld be proud

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Amy N
Amy N

John Mulaney never fails to make me smile.

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Karen Everett
Karen Everett

FUNNY  !!!

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Shadeless Artemis
Shadeless Artemis

GOD I have the biggest most embarrassing crush on John Mulaney I can’t even look him in the eyes if I ever saw him in real life

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Thayna Mello
Thayna Mello

I know i'ts Jhon,but o only hear Andrew LOL

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caitlin marie
caitlin marie

as a forensics student, i find this HILARIOUS

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Shadowhunter 1
Shadowhunter 1

I love him and he’s so awesome!!!! JM that is

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fruitoson
fruitoson

hell yeah rav4

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Mud Bagley
Mud Bagley

I love how it is widely known that if you are watching this video you are mostly likely a John Mulaney fan, so all of the comments are just references to his other work

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jessiknows
jessiknows

The cops showed up for that?

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Fredrik Åfeldt
Fredrik Åfeldt

What if it was the horse from the hospital that tried to use it as an escape car but then realised he couldn't fit inside? Did the baseball cap say anything about making things great?

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Ava
Ava

i mean you could find hair on the hat but unless it was ripped out there wouldn’t be dna

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Maggie E.
Maggie E.

And this, my friends, is a prime example of what forensic scientists call "the CSI effect"

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Sharanyaa
Sharanyaa

WHERE CAN I GET THAT TIE?

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Pastel Belle
Pastel Belle

I feel called out, I have a Rav4 and I would do this

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Calebrated Gamer
Calebrated Gamer

the most amazing parts of the late night talk show hosts having John Mulaney on is the fact that he is always on such a roll with these amazing stories that they don't even know how to properly transition to what they're there to talk about. Lol

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Albert Design
Albert Design

We are all moths. John Mulaney is the light.

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Erin Wolanski
Erin Wolanski

I always thought to myself that these two would make great friends! They should do a comedy duo!!

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Evan Harris
Evan Harris

I feel like there is no way he is still driving the Rav 4. It's just a funny name for the bit at this point.

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10K subscribers with no videos challenge
10K subscribers with no videos challenge

That tall child tried to solve a crime, aww how cute

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PhillyFrank1
PhillyFrank1

Donald Trump can only wish he had John Mulaney's hands. And smarts. And sense of humor. And general humanity.

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Tricia Devereaux
Tricia Devereaux

I love how he causally said "so I went inside and got my surgical gloves" as if that's something everyone has lying around the house.

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Sean Hollander
Sean Hollander

“Charles Manson... now I don’t mean to speak ill of the dead” was very very close to Norm Macdonald territory

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TheDesertSpirit
TheDesertSpirit

It would have been even better if they did get the DNA off the hat and it turns out it was Mulaney's hat all along

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Jeffrey Flores
Jeffrey Flores

All I hear is Andrew Glouberman

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Eva Richards
Eva Richards

John mulaney is a murderino.

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Addie - zilla
Addie - zilla

ahhhh i love him too much

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Mr Shenaniganman
Mr Shenaniganman

God this is a boring show.

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Zainuba Ali
Zainuba Ali

I’m watching big mouth and listening to him talk is blowing my mind

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What-If Machine
What-If Machine

Damn LAPD has no idea what they're doing! They're like dogs without horses!

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Daisy Schopmeyer
Daisy Schopmeyer

This is coming from the guy who says "You could pour hot soup on my lap, and I'll probably apologize to you." And he wants to solve crimes? Are you confrontational or not, John?

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Megan Chambers
Megan Chambers

lol calling manson a "lousy guy" must be the understatement of the year!

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Jackie Vega
Jackie Vega

I love John mulaney

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MarianneBrandon
MarianneBrandon

"He was up to no good," said about Charles Manson. Understatement of the century. Well done.

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Maddy Wade Films
Maddy Wade Films

I love you John

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suzanneflynn
suzanneflynn

Lol I only know him as Andrew from Big Mouth so that is all I hear 😂

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Ciara Garahan
Ciara Garahan

John you should listen to My Favorite Murder it’s a great Podcast!!!

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Kaitlyn Meloche
Kaitlyn Meloche

John Mulaney is a Murderino

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Kristina C
Kristina C

😂👍

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leoncita 2330
leoncita 2330

John is just like an old lady.

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MayaFilms
MayaFilms

I already did the sleuthing and forensics 🤣🤣🤣

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Laura Caskey
Laura Caskey

Don't worry, John. If I had met someone connected to anyone with the JonBenet case, I'd freak out too.

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Fragrance Sewing Boutique
Fragrance Sewing Boutique

Its my favourite show i like your hosting style 👍👍👍😍😍😍

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William Lewis
William Lewis

I’ve been watching Big Mouth and have been going crazy trying to remember who’s voice that was

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Dat nigga Roger
Dat nigga Roger

Bill burr and John are on my top 5 hands down 😈

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alf rulz
alf rulz

"Can't say the same about the Creedence..."

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Deontae Lee
Deontae Lee

YO SETH! YOU THINK I FORGOT! WHERE THE AWESOMES AT???? MAYBE ADD JOHN MULANEY AND LETS GET THIS TRAIN CHUGGING AGAIN!!!!

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Top Ten
Top Ten

I love Big Mouth.

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Ben Michaelson
Ben Michaelson

John Mulaney is so polite that he doesn’t even want to speak ill of Charles Manson...

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Zaki Abdul
Zaki Abdul

JM Is Bae

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Stacy Neuman
Stacy Neuman

I am obsessed with crime mystery’s myself 😊

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Marcus
Marcus

Let's say someone breaks into your car--STREETSMARTS!

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Soso Saby
Soso Saby

PUT HIM IN THE NINE NINE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

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Mėłänië
Mėłänië

every time I hear him all I hear is Andrew from big mouth

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WeirdO 3kingout
WeirdO 3kingout

Who is this tall child?

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Liz Lengyel
Liz Lengyel

john mulaney lives his life the same way my 80 year old grandpa lives as proven by this anecdote

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sorrero gutierez
sorrero gutierez

Most boring show even on you tube and Jeffrey star comes pretty close so take that how you will 🚫🌈🚫🌈🚫

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Heilig_andere
Heilig_andere

John mulaney is a funny guy but I can’t stop noticing so many men today have adopted the affectations of women/homosexuals. I see it everywhere. Feel like I’m going crazy

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YogiiJaay
YogiiJaay

Same thing happened to me, except i waited outside my apartment for a week at night with a gun ready . I paid 50$ for my tool box, and i wanted it back.

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VivaLaBam916 *
VivaLaBam916 *

Barry Allen's Awkward Brother Frm The Alternative Universe ⚡🏹⚡🏹

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Joshua Navarrete
Joshua Navarrete

Big mouth is bad but I’m happy for john

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Sir Yogi Rocks
Sir Yogi Rocks

This guy has the most annoying voice in the whole planet, his comic stands are not funny at all

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ugh
ugh

Yesssss Mulaneyyy

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everybodylovesdevin
everybodylovesdevin

Trump as President, thank Seth.

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Mister Clean QNM O
Mister Clean QNM O

Yes yes yes yes...?

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Kendra Johnson
Kendra Johnson

I hope John can get on the Graham Norton Show. That would be amazing

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Bubzr Boi
Bubzr Boi

John Mulaney is my favorite comedian (I just don’t like big mouth)

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Frankie Nayman
Frankie Nayman

Big Mouth is my favorite. season three will take ages but I'm still pumped.

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Kabz
Kabz

Just when you thought he couldn't look any more like Grant Gunston he goes ahead and does forensics at a crime scene.

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witch, please
witch, please

He's the only white male comedian I find genuinely funny. Seems like a great guy too.

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Where in the world is Tyra Angelita?
Where in the world is Tyra Angelita?

This guy is so boring omg 😷

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Zac C
Zac C

Comedy AIDS

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Caroline Parrish
Caroline Parrish

I’m so honored to drive the same car as John Mulaney.

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Jazsy Ali
Jazsy Ali

*Plot twist:* His wife brought the hat for him because she's tired of him wearing her glasses. AND *_she_* rummaged through the car just to $%#@ up his day!

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Josh Owens
Josh Owens

People say I look exactly like this man

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Caitlin Fearn
Caitlin Fearn

John Mulaney NEEDS to be in Brooklyn Nine Nine

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BB B
BB B

Mulaney is still Seth MacFarlane's best character

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