Quickie: The Meg

YourMovieSucksDOTorg
YourMovieSucksDOTorg

I am currently attempting to beat the entire Shrek movie in Beat Saber over at http://www.Twitch.tv/AdumPlaze

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auston rozenberg
auston rozenberg

YourMovieSucksDOTorg hydrogen sorry nothing can Survive at 20 Kevin -253 Celsius and -424 Fahrenheit not to mention hydrogen would rise in any thing

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Anything. Lucy
Anything. Lucy

YourMovieSucksDOTorg I actually loved this film

پیش 29 روز
Jeremiah_ BEAST
Jeremiah_ BEAST

4/10 "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" -ReviewBrah

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MrTacopaco21
MrTacopaco21

do slenderman already i want you to shit on it please

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Matt Hunt
Matt Hunt

Man, this looks like the director was VERY heavily inspired by Subnautica.

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Startstream gaming
Startstream gaming

Ha ha meg ea poo

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Silmarillion
Silmarillion

At 2:52 Bruce has come to say hello to the little Chinese girl and all she does is stare at him.

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あなたはwaifuを盗む
あなたはwaifuを盗む

Nice Family Guy Reference.

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CadentClock39
CadentClock39

For Those That Wonder *No The Dog Doesn't Die*

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M Ax
M Ax

THE MEG IS GAY

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Digonto Zahid
Digonto Zahid

The movie has such a nonsensical plot.....but the film takes itself so seriously .....it was not even entertaining it was boring.....

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Chance's Caricatures
Chance's Caricatures

I think it was alright. Nowhere close to my top 100 movies, but I think credit is due. It's definitely one of the better shark movies out there

پیش 4 روز
random things
random things

*PURE VORE*

پیش 4 روز
suolasfilms
suolasfilms

2:36 Also Rule #5. "Propagating passive or negative outlook on life, world view and value system; DELIBERATELY EXAGGERATING THE IGNORANCE OF ETHNIC GROUPS OR THE DARK SIDE OF SOCIETY".

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Cody Rhude
Cody Rhude

Man, the design of the vehicles and exploring the depths of the ocean like they do remind me of a game... but I can't put my finger on it...

پیش 6 روز
Luke S.
Luke S.

Yeah but Ruby Rose is the gayest human being this world has ever seen.

پیش 9 روز
askmitch
askmitch

Yes, but what if the movie is supposed to be a comedy? From seeing the trailers, there is no way people are supposed to take it seriously.

پیش 10 روز
Rebellious Robot
Rebellious Robot

If you have to watch it drunk, it's not good.

پیش 10 روز
tauno talo
tauno talo

isnt ruby rose a fucking lesbo or smth? Atleast they ban movies with gay male!

پیش 11 روز
Angel Pie
Angel Pie

Why does the girl with the spiked hair look like onission

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Gabriel Sonicstar
Gabriel Sonicstar

smh this isn't a movie about Meg Griffin getting her revenge on Peter.

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Wander Bear
Wander Bear

all I hear is Tina Belcher

پیش 12 روز
Dibb The Squib
Dibb The Squib

Fun fact: They couldn't call the movie "The Megaladon" because that name was already used by another movie that came out years earlier and was worse

پیش 12 روز
Theman Joe
Theman Joe

shut up, Meg.

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SundayMondayStuff
SundayMondayStuff

am I the only one who thinks the guy looks like that bald guy from brazzers

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Zachary Blank
Zachary Blank

If this movie was true to the books it would be R rated.

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Zachary Blank
Zachary Blank

I like the books but the movie sucked.

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A Compy
A Compy

Really this movie was just for the shits and giggles, it's a far fetched movie and its easily a shitty movie, in summary it's just another jaws clone

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Robert Bishop
Robert Bishop

The series of books the movie based on are pretty damn good

پیش 14 روز
The Hamburgalar
The Hamburgalar

They purposely use iconic song with the opposite tone for irony’s sake

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The Barbaric Broneh
The Barbaric Broneh

*2:00* Tbh I'm fine with a diverse cast so long as it makes sense with the context, e.g. mostly white cast for a movie in Europe. Mostly Asian if it's in Asia etc. But I think a movie can be ruined if too much effort is put into pandering to those who want forced diversity to eradicate 'patriarchy' or 'racism' like with that Ghostbusters film or those 'historical' films which white wash the cast.

پیش 14 روز
Carlos Nunez
Carlos Nunez

Why don't the director make there own trailers. They directed

پیش 15 روز
Romantic Outlaw
Romantic Outlaw

wait, so I read that list of impermissible subjects in movies in china.. I can't think of a SINGLE horror movie made in america that passes muster. Please someone tell me one horror flick that's allowed in china. I don't think I can deal with the depression of knowing that the chinese gvt doesn't trust its grown adults to watch movies with adult themes.

پیش 15 روز
Golden Light Pictures
Golden Light Pictures

Supposed to be a meg review spends the first minute or so ranting about trailers...

پیش 15 روز
Alpha Male69
Alpha Male69

Fuck it... I'm pirating it.

پیش 15 روز
Ben Kunkel
Ben Kunkel

Is now a good time to point out that it's based off a book

پیش 16 روز
CONCHITA
CONCHITA

*Hey Netflix, put The Meg in the pride section like you did with The Babadook and make The Meg a cultural gay icon like Babadook, make China pissed*

پیش 16 روز
Fuse bomber
Fuse bomber

To be honest at least it was better than I expected when I saw it, still highly flawed though. There were like 3 plot twists and all of them were predictable. It couldn't make me feel the emotions it wanted me to feel. Though at the least I enjoyed a few of the scenes even with the highly flawed logic. I'd personally give it roughly a 4.5-5/10 ;3

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Sean Avery
Sean Avery

I don't understand the people that said "I like it when Hollywood does something like this. Gives them a lot of money once in a while to make a movie that's so bad it's good." or whatever... WHEN THEY DON'T NEED IT! A bit, sure, but why THIS much? Where did it go to? Cause the script and everything was like they said bad. Also when this was actually made cause of China and it's not Rated R it completely fails.

پیش 16 روز
Quinn Burton
Quinn Burton

I couldnt agree more with you

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FMG9
FMG9

I feel like disney doesn't just put no gays in their movies to get money in China. Also probably because it would cause unnecessary backlash, and usually gay characters are just there to be gay and that's their entire character. There is no point in having gay characters other than to look "diverse".

پیش 18 روز
The Ninja Army
The Ninja Army

It’s a cheesy shark movie. Nothing more, nothing less.

پیش 19 روز
0venbaked muffin
0venbaked muffin

I was drunk as shit and i still didnt like it

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Vanilla Squilla
Vanilla Squilla

In my opinion Jason Statham films are meant to be super tongue in cheek. I hope that was the intention with this one...

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Frizzy22
Frizzy22

I would have given that piece a shit a 2/10

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TheSaviorOfSouls
TheSaviorOfSouls

Wouldn’t the shark implode because of the change of pressure

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Topias Isotalo
Topias Isotalo

...and I always thought Disney was one of the good guys. Is growing up just growing to hate everything and everyone around you more and more, day by day?

پیش 20 روز
AlyssaNah
AlyssaNah

I actually.... liked this movie

پیش 20 روز
Seth B
Seth B

Clever thumbnail

پیش 21 روز
Jujen Shrestha
Jujen Shrestha

Shut up meg!

پیش 21 روز
Bob Tom
Bob Tom

Seeing Jason in this only makes me depressed that Crank 3 hasn't been made yet...

پیش 21 روز
Alan Walkman
Alan Walkman

SPOILERS (if it matters), but apparently, the gigantic Megalodon at the end of the movie was pregnant.

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Moises Cortez
Moises Cortez

fuck disney

پیش 21 روز
Moises Cortez
Moises Cortez

even the trailer for suicide squad was shit

پیش 21 روز
SuperEekie64
SuperEekie64

Shut up The Meg

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Didi Makes Sims
Didi Makes Sims

i thought meg got a movie lol

پیش 22 روز
Nevio Destroy
Nevio Destroy

Oh ok 👌🏻

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Skull Face
Skull Face

*SHUT UP MEG*

پیش 22 روز
private
private

I like you a lot.

پیش 22 روز
ᅚ

I was waiting for that joke! 😂

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Arianna Paletta
Arianna Paletta

I can easily say the pirates of the Caribbean 5 trailer tricked the shit out of me. I have never been that duped in my entire life. I felt gutted after the film. I’d hire whoever did that trailer for every trailer ever.

پیش 23 روز
Cyn Loh
Cyn Loh

I went to see this expecting it to be a sort of fun disaster movie... like Piranha but with a giant shark? I wanted an outrageous disaster movie and got a marine biology drama where only predictable people died. I honestly would've rather watched a movie about the squid.

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Ganon Tice
Ganon Tice

Dammit meg, get back on to your lease!!

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Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

Does ANYONE know what the elevator music is at the start of the video? I've been looking for it everywhere but I can't find it. It's stuck in my head.

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Michael Clancy
Michael Clancy

I saw this movie, and I actually liked it a lot. I agree it was a total parody of itself, but I thought it was accidentally hilarious. I’m usually the first one to point out diversity if it feels forced, but I didn’t mind it in this movie. I mean, the characters were Chinese because it was set of the coast of China, it made sense. Even if they made that decision to appeal to Chinese audiences, it still didn’t bother me.

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Sally Blue
Sally Blue

I only gave a shit about the shark and no one else in the movie.

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SMK human
SMK human

clickbait

پیش 24 روز
TvSonic Serbia
TvSonic Serbia

It's basically a poor man's Pacific Rim, I ain't mad.

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Jaden Ross
Jaden Ross

i just saw it and i mean it was bad cus i wanted to see someone die from the shark and shit but it was kind of funny i think what you said its kinda how i felt

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JP 95
JP 95

Just got home from watching this movie in the cinema and we enjoyed it 😁 we jumped a couple of times, and had a giggle. I see what you mean by cliché and so on, very much a Jaws vibe. But it was still good!! 😁 Don't know why there is so much hate 😂

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annoyboyPictures
annoyboyPictures

CHINA is smart to PREVENT its Culture from being CORRUPTED by the LGBT H0M0 AGENDA.

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Bed Tundy
Bed Tundy

Shaddap meg

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AnDubya
AnDubya

I’ve never heard of this movie and for a second I actually thought they released a Family Guy movie

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Azazelo129
Azazelo129

This film should have been titled "Jason Statham vs a Big-Ass Fucking Shark". That was the entire plot of this movie.

پیش 25 روز
IceCreamSofi
IceCreamSofi

In one part of the movie one man yelled ''where are the subtitles?'' (in the chinese parts) and walked out to ask someone to 'activate them'. THAT was worth the ticket.

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Grenades and Bunnies
Grenades and Bunnies

This movie is worth seeing if only for the 20 seconds that Jason Statham fights a megaladon with nothing but a harpoon and knife

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RisingSynth
RisingSynth

Ngl i liked this movie. Then again, I entered the theatre with very low expectations and two friends with a bunch of awful shark puns

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Blonde Girl
Blonde Girl

Ok so I watched the movie last night and it was pretty hilarious It was so ridiculous and over the top that we were laughing the whole time.

پیش 25 روز
Amy Viccora
Amy Viccora

Does anyone else think that he sounds like henchman 24? Just me? Ok.

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Raven Connli
Raven Connli

I didn't really care about any of the characters. I especially didn't care about the "cool and quiet" female character. She just looked oddly greasy and gross.

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The Gibus
The Gibus

I'd rather not have to destroy my liver to enjoy a movie

پیش 26 روز
colbalias
colbalias

The best part of this movie was the awkward date in front of us

پیش 26 روز
Mohammad Ghahraman
Mohammad Ghahraman

No homos in movies is a pro for me. Good laws in China.

پیش 26 روز
GX9 Super Productions
GX9 Super Productions

"Ah yes, let me just descend to depths deeper than seven miles and experience pressures equivalent to one thousand atmospheres in this thin glass orb. Surely, that will suffice." I know most people don't give a shit, but come on. It needs to be at least KIND OF reasonable or it just looks retarded.

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Maria
Maria

Jason Statham hot as fu

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Brando Lebean
Brando Lebean

It seems like they just threw out all of the source material from the book.

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TheGhostKidney7
TheGhostKidney7

Shut up, Meg!

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Colleen Jones
Colleen Jones

Is that Butthead narrating?

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GIT GUD
GIT GUD

No gay movies in China? Time for me to move to China those guys are thinking right

پیش 26 روز
omegabrat
omegabrat

YOU'RE SUCGH AA FUCKING CONTRATIONAN YOU DO'T LIKE THIS MOVIE BUT YOU YOU LIKE THE FUCKING INTO THE LIGHT SKIN MOVIE????????? YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKINF RETARD ALAN. FUCK YOU YOU DIDN'T GIVE THIS MOVIE AGOOD REVIEW SCORE BECAUSE I LIKED IT ALSO GRAIN SUCKS YOU IN LIKE A LIVING THING. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???????? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW A THING THAT I KNOW AND ALSO YOUR NITPICKING IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME THE FLIP OFF! YOU NITPICKED THE FACT THAT THS SHARK IS BIGGER THAN A CRUISE SHIP... YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT IF YOUR NOT RETARD, YOUR REVIEW IS BAD. YOU ARE BAD. KYS YMS.

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mitchell mcclelland
mitchell mcclelland

Jus cuz there’s huge Chinese stars in the film don’t mean it’s for chines people 😬😬

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mitchell mcclelland
mitchell mcclelland

I thought the film was good we don’t need ur negativity around our positivity

پیش 26 روز
M G
M G

I took 2 tabs before i saw this movie and i was crying laughing

پیش 26 روز
Ducky Mays
Ducky Mays

They should've renamed this movie "Shitty CGI Jumpscares, oh yeah there's love that's completely pointless and you can tell that the actors have no chemistry"

پیش 27 روز
T. Bee.
T. Bee.

You know DAMN WELL you need to review Sorry to bother you

پیش 27 روز
Setsuna
Setsuna

I took 4 shots before I went to see this and I still hated it

پیش 27 روز
Ernesto Ibarrola
Ernesto Ibarrola

WAIT, a guy funding a underwater lab not really knowing what they are doing? Archer wants his eppisode back

پیش 27 روز
Probably Not my name
Probably Not my name

That’s why I never watch teasers. The fury road teaser was so bad it put me off but the film itself was amazing.

پیش 27 روز
GojiBro Davidson
GojiBro Davidson

Yep, going back to the book.

پیش 27 روز
ButterBallz
ButterBallz

To be fair that jumpscare where the second shark came outta nowhere made me nearly shit myself

پیش 27 روز
XBlueM0ndayX
XBlueM0ndayX

Not sure how serious you have to be about those "rules" for having a film shown in China. Just look at rule 4. "No violence" in Chinese films my ass

پیش 28 روز
Feorde Boy
Feorde Boy

Couldve had a decent horror thallassophobiac movie, but no they had to have A fucking badass action hitman actor as the main protagonist

پیش 28 روز
WhiteKnight McGee
WhiteKnight McGee

Fucking Li Bingbing,what your favourite actress johnny? Its Li Binginbdgfjmklh, s

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