Quickie: The Meg

YourMovieSucksDOTorg
YourMovieSucksDOTorg

I am currently attempting to beat the entire Shrek movie in Beat Saber over at http://www.Twitch.tv/AdumPlaze

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auston rozenberg
auston rozenberg

YourMovieSucksDOTorg hydrogen sorry nothing can Survive at 20 Kevin -253 Celsius and -424 Fahrenheit not to mention hydrogen would rise in any thing

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Anything. Lucy
Anything. Lucy

YourMovieSucksDOTorg I actually loved this film

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Jeremiah_ BEAST
Jeremiah_ BEAST

4/10 "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" -ReviewBrah

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MrTacopaco21
MrTacopaco21

do slenderman already i want you to shit on it please

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Darksky1001able
Darksky1001able

YourMovieSucksDOTorg Maybe they should play something from Mayhem.

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M J Grasscutter
M J Grasscutter

Why do you even care or mention that the LGBTQ are not represented? Weve been duped? All I saw were men and women, why even feel the need to bring this up if this wasnt at all a point in the movie? Btw I just realised that Ruby Rose is queer, so you're not even overstating it, you're just wrong.

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pack the pack
pack the pack

I thought The Meg was okay. Not good, not bad. Just an average sunday movie. I liked the little kid and her ball robot thingie, I also liked the romantic interest even though I am sure it'd make the movie way better if there was none, but it's whatever it didn't really ruin things for me. The sacrifice scenes were dumb and the characters unfunny but I liked the shark.

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Bonesaw
Bonesaw

gays btfo

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Mathew Johnson
Mathew Johnson

I honestly thought that this video would be about Meg. I'm highly disappointed.

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uk airsoft
uk airsoft

shut up meg

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mechasentai
mechasentai

2:40 thank you! Any and all large corporations pretty much do the same but people seem to feel like these cold businesses are their bestest friend ever. And if you speak up about it you get labeled a bigot or sexist or something.

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whatsacone
whatsacone

If they had alien sharks, this would be a subnautica movie.

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Bernabe Arias
Bernabe Arias

For The Trailers That Trick Into Audiences for Shitty Movies... I highly agree with you since It brings more audience into the theaters that are far better than the actual movie as a big cash grab. I also really agree with you saying for the same reason on Godzilla: King of the Monsters. I'll be extremely afraid for 2019 with Shazam!, Dumbo, and Wonder Park that was shown to the audience that they're actually shitty movies with a amazing trailer. I will guess that'll be the same with a lot of shitty films next year with Minecraft, Aladdin, Shaft, Ford v. Ferrari, 47 Meters Down: The Next Chapter, The Lion King, Dora the Explorer, The Angry Birds Movie 2, Playmobil: The Movie, Jumanji 3 etc etc. I'll predict 2019 will be the worst cinematic year in history.

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Ghost
Ghost

I was eating sushi when my family dragged me to go see this movie... In disney

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Peter Enis
Peter Enis

No Gays No Ghosts

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SharkyMcSnarkface
SharkyMcSnarkface

Was it good? Not at all. Did I enjoy it nonetheless? Oh yeah I did. But once it hit me that the rich guy was Dwight Schrute I could not stop thinking about all his stuff being in Jello.

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Spaghettiio Assassin
Spaghettiio Assassin

I actually liked this one a lot more than I expected.

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TheGranitePerson
TheGranitePerson

Shut up Meg.

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Martin Hansen
Martin Hansen

Damn, I thought you would do a analysis of the real Meg … from Family Guy … ;)

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OddBastard Gaming
OddBastard Gaming

_"Me sexy Jason Statham"_

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arthur white
arthur white

Trailers r click bait for movies I also luv the fact he says China 8 million times

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Baddaddyproductions
Baddaddyproductions

I'm not ever sure the movie made money. From Boxoffice Mojo, budget of $130 million. Marketing often matches production cost, so about $260 million (roughly). World wide take is at $525 million. Only half of the box office (or less) goes back to the studio so they bring in $262.5 million. No more DVD market for the most part (which was the big market for a while. One which I will dearly miss cause they were willing to experiment with movies a little more then). They basically broke even.

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Russell Flowers
Russell Flowers

Wait, the guidelines shown discourage/prohibit "scenes of... homosexuality". You could still have gay characters. They just could not be shown engaging in homosexual acts.

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liamdude5
liamdude5

But, how could Disney have a "no ghosts, no gays" policy? Reverend Adrian Rogers told me that Disney has a homosexual agenda

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Rotten Pizza
Rotten Pizza

Thanks Chinamen

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Benny Boi
Benny Boi

I appreciate New Zealand actors getting work.

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ozbodozzy
ozbodozzy

Like snakes on a plane? :)

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Matt Hunt
Matt Hunt

Man, this looks like the director was VERY heavily inspired by Subnautica.

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Startstream gaming
Startstream gaming

Ha ha meg ea poo

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Suicide Booth
Suicide Booth

At 2:52 Bruce has come to say hello to the little Chinese girl and all she does is stare at him.

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あなたはwaifuを盗む
あなたはwaifuを盗む

Nice Family Guy Reference.

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CadentClock39
CadentClock39

For Those That Wonder *No The Dog Doesn't Die*

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Mgfhenry Mgf2
Mgfhenry Mgf2

THE MEG IS GAY

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Digonto Zahid
Digonto Zahid

The movie has such a nonsensical plot.....but the film takes itself so seriously .....it was not even entertaining it was boring.....

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Chance's Caricatures
Chance's Caricatures

I think it was alright. Nowhere close to my top 100 movies, but I think credit is due. It's definitely one of the better shark movies out there

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random things
random things

*PURE VORE*

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suolasfilms
suolasfilms

2:36 Also Rule #5. "Propagating passive or negative outlook on life, world view and value system; DELIBERATELY EXAGGERATING THE IGNORANCE OF ETHNIC GROUPS OR THE DARK SIDE OF SOCIETY".

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Cody Rhude
Cody Rhude

Man, the design of the vehicles and exploring the depths of the ocean like they do remind me of a game... but I can't put my finger on it...

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Luke S.
Luke S.

Yeah but Ruby Rose is the gayest human being this world has ever seen.

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askmitch
askmitch

Yes, but what if the movie is supposed to be a comedy? From seeing the trailers, there is no way people are supposed to take it seriously.

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Rebellious Robot
Rebellious Robot

If you have to watch it drunk, it's not good.

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tauno talo
tauno talo

isnt ruby rose a fucking lesbo or smth? Atleast they ban movies with gay male!

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Angel Pie
Angel Pie

Why does the girl with the spiked hair look like onission

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Gabriel Sonicstar
Gabriel Sonicstar

smh this isn't a movie about Meg Griffin getting her revenge on Peter.

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Wander Bear
Wander Bear

all I hear is Tina Belcher

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Dibb The Squib
Dibb The Squib

Fun fact: They couldn't call the movie "The Megaladon" because that name was already used by another movie that came out years earlier and was worse

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Theman Joe
Theman Joe

shut up, Meg.

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SundayMondayStuff
SundayMondayStuff

am I the only one who thinks the guy looks like that bald guy from brazzers

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Zachary Blank
Zachary Blank

If this movie was true to the books it would be R rated.

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Zachary Blank
Zachary Blank

I like the books but the movie sucked.

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A Compy
A Compy

Really this movie was just for the shits and giggles, it's a far fetched movie and its easily a shitty movie, in summary it's just another jaws clone

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Robert Bishop
Robert Bishop

The series of books the movie based on are pretty damn good

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The Hamburgalar
The Hamburgalar

They purposely use iconic song with the opposite tone for irony’s sake

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Sir Flanksalot
Sir Flanksalot

*2:00* Tbh I'm fine with a diverse cast so long as it makes sense with the context, e.g. mostly white cast for a movie in Europe. Mostly Asian if it's in Asia etc. But I think a movie can be ruined if too much effort is put into pandering to those who want forced diversity to eradicate 'patriarchy' or 'racism' like with that Ghostbusters film or those 'historical' films which white wash the cast.

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Carlos Nunez
Carlos Nunez

Why don't the director make there own trailers. They directed

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Romantic Outlaw
Romantic Outlaw

wait, so I read that list of impermissible subjects in movies in china.. I can't think of a SINGLE horror movie made in america that passes muster. Please someone tell me one horror flick that's allowed in china. I don't think I can deal with the depression of knowing that the chinese gvt doesn't trust its grown adults to watch movies with adult themes.

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Golden Light Pictures
Golden Light Pictures

Supposed to be a meg review spends the first minute or so ranting about trailers...

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Alpha Male69
Alpha Male69

Fuck it... I'm pirating it.

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Ben Kunkel
Ben Kunkel

Is now a good time to point out that it's based off a book

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CONCHITA
CONCHITA

*Hey Netflix, put The Meg in the pride section like you did with The Babadook and make The Meg a cultural gay icon like Babadook, make China pissed*

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Fuse bomber
Fuse bomber

To be honest at least it was better than I expected when I saw it, still highly flawed though. There were like 3 plot twists and all of them were predictable. It couldn't make me feel the emotions it wanted me to feel. Though at the least I enjoyed a few of the scenes even with the highly flawed logic. I'd personally give it roughly a 4.5-5/10 ;3

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Sean Avery
Sean Avery

I don't understand the people that said "I like it when Hollywood does something like this. Gives them a lot of money once in a while to make a movie that's so bad it's good." or whatever... WHEN THEY DON'T NEED IT! A bit, sure, but why THIS much? Where did it go to? Cause the script and everything was like they said bad. Also when this was actually made cause of China and it's not Rated R it completely fails.

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Quinn Burton
Quinn Burton

I couldnt agree more with you

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FMG9
FMG9

I feel like disney doesn't just put no gays in their movies to get money in China. Also probably because it would cause unnecessary backlash, and usually gay characters are just there to be gay and that's their entire character. There is no point in having gay characters other than to look "diverse".

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The Ninja Army
The Ninja Army

It’s a cheesy shark movie. Nothing more, nothing less.

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0venbaked muffin
0venbaked muffin

I was drunk as shit and i still didnt like it

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Vanilla Squilla
Vanilla Squilla

In my opinion Jason Statham films are meant to be super tongue in cheek. I hope that was the intention with this one...

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Frizzy22
Frizzy22

I would have given that piece a shit a 2/10

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TheSaviorOfSouls
TheSaviorOfSouls

Wouldn’t the shark implode because of the change of pressure

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Topias Isotalo
Topias Isotalo

...and I always thought Disney was one of the good guys. Is growing up just growing to hate everything and everyone around you more and more, day by day?

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AlyssaNah
AlyssaNah

I actually.... liked this movie

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Seth B
Seth B

Clever thumbnail

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Jujen Shrestha
Jujen Shrestha

Shut up meg!

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Bob Tom
Bob Tom

Seeing Jason in this only makes me depressed that Crank 3 hasn't been made yet...

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Alan Walkman
Alan Walkman

SPOILERS (if it matters), but apparently, the gigantic Megalodon at the end of the movie was pregnant.

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Moises Cortez
Moises Cortez

fuck disney

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Moises Cortez
Moises Cortez

even the trailer for suicide squad was shit

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SuperEekie64
SuperEekie64

Shut up The Meg

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Didi
Didi

i thought meg got a movie lol

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Nevio Destroy
Nevio Destroy

Oh ok 👌🏻

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Skull Face
Skull Face

*SHUT UP MEG*

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private
private

I like you a lot.

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ᅚ

I was waiting for that joke! 😂

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Arianna Paletta
Arianna Paletta

I can easily say the pirates of the Caribbean 5 trailer tricked the shit out of me. I have never been that duped in my entire life. I felt gutted after the film. I’d hire whoever did that trailer for every trailer ever.

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Cyn Loh
Cyn Loh

I went to see this expecting it to be a sort of fun disaster movie... like Piranha but with a giant shark? I wanted an outrageous disaster movie and got a marine biology drama where only predictable people died. I honestly would've rather watched a movie about the squid.

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Ganon Tice
Ganon Tice

Dammit meg, get back on to your lease!!

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Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

Does ANYONE know what the elevator music is at the start of the video? I've been looking for it everywhere but I can't find it. It's stuck in my head.

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Michael Clancy
Michael Clancy

I saw this movie, and I actually liked it a lot. I agree it was a total parody of itself, but I thought it was accidentally hilarious. I’m usually the first one to point out diversity if it feels forced, but I didn’t mind it in this movie. I mean, the characters were Chinese because it was set of the coast of China, it made sense. Even if they made that decision to appeal to Chinese audiences, it still didn’t bother me.

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Sally Blue
Sally Blue

I only gave a shit about the shark and no one else in the movie.

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SMK human
SMK human

clickbait

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TvSonic Serbia
TvSonic Serbia

It's basically a poor man's Pacific Rim, I ain't mad.

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Jaden Ross
Jaden Ross

i just saw it and i mean it was bad cus i wanted to see someone die from the shark and shit but it was kind of funny i think what you said its kinda how i felt

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JP 95
JP 95

Just got home from watching this movie in the cinema and we enjoyed it 😁 we jumped a couple of times, and had a giggle. I see what you mean by cliché and so on, very much a Jaws vibe. But it was still good!! 😁 Don't know why there is so much hate 😂

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annoyboyPictures
annoyboyPictures

CHINA is smart to PREVENT its Culture from being CORRUPTED by the LGBT H0M0 AGENDA.

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Bed Tundy
Bed Tundy

Shaddap meg

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sky_
sky_

I’ve never heard of this movie and for a second I actually thought they released a Family Guy movie

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Azazelo129
Azazelo129

This film should have been titled "Jason Statham vs a Big-Ass Fucking Shark". That was the entire plot of this movie.

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IceCreamSofi
IceCreamSofi

In one part of the movie one man yelled ''where are the subtitles?'' (in the chinese parts) and walked out to ask someone to 'activate them'. THAT was worth the ticket.

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Grenades and Bunnies
Grenades and Bunnies

This movie is worth seeing if only for the 20 seconds that Jason Statham fights a megaladon with nothing but a harpoon and knife

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RisingSynth
RisingSynth

Ngl i liked this movie. Then again, I entered the theatre with very low expectations and two friends with a bunch of awful shark puns

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Marty S
Marty S

Ok so I watched the movie last night and it was pretty hilarious It was so ridiculous and over the top that we were laughing the whole time.

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Amy Viccora
Amy Viccora

Does anyone else think that he sounds like henchman 24? Just me? Ok.

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Raven Connli
Raven Connli

I didn't really care about any of the characters. I especially didn't care about the "cool and quiet" female character. She just looked oddly greasy and gross.

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Gibus Ghostly
Gibus Ghostly

I'd rather not have to destroy my liver to enjoy a movie

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