SLENDER MAN Movie Review (IT SUCKS!)

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge

"It's all spreading HIS word... ya know?" I said to the crowd awaiting a response, and before I knew it I heard someone slowly start clapping behind me before everyone else clapped too. I turned around, finding the source of the noise. The person standing there? Albert Einstein.

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SuperFnafLogan !
SuperFnafLogan !

I'll be honest, I don't care if someone spoils the movie 4 me, I mean the ratings are so bad, IDK if I wanna watch that movie.

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Brex 10
Brex 10

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge can you watch this movie again and actually pay attention to it this time.

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Caitlin Bosch
Caitlin Bosch

If u dont like slenderman maybe someone else do plllsss DONT this you can hold it for yourself nobody need to know that you dont like slenderman pls stop😈😠👹😡

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Hunter Hammer
Hunter Hammer

HoodoHoodlumsRevenge 🔯🔯🔯

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Leo Baker
Leo Baker

yea clearly you know nothing about slenderman then Go read the Original story of slenderman and That will explain everything of why the movie is how it is So No its not bad only stuff you know judging by what you are saying is stuff of the Games but not the main original story itself

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Cam Beech
Cam Beech

13:59 whoop snap back to reality

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Captain Moz
Captain Moz

Slendy's really passionate about his trees , yo.

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Captain Moz
Captain Moz

THE RING- BUT FOR THE YOUTUBE GENERATION

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Hectornos Monstierr
Hectornos Monstierr

I see... and... i think... IT SUCKS!

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SuperFnafLogan !
SuperFnafLogan !

14:40, Any Slender Man fans think this is Deja vu???? (Slender the Arrival)

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SuperFnafLogan !
SuperFnafLogan !

You can't summon Slender Man, he's already around. But hey, I didn't make the movie.

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Dog Man
Dog Man

Late to the party, yes, I know. Shame on me. Let me just say, when I saw the 2018 trailer, I called the shots this was a stupid cash grab like every other thing. Horror movies has gone down the drain, and I'm grown almost numb. I turn back to 80's movies and even to the uncanny valley of PS2 animation. But this? Oh, ho ho ho; its legitimately bad. Not that "so bad its good, I'd watch it for shits and giggles", no, just bad . This movie mocks the audience in many, many ways. Boy, I can't wait for the next two or three pointless sequals followed by a couple crossovers no one asked for.

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Minerva Nightingale
Minerva Nightingale

I've never been sent to the hospital for a panic attack? Does that happen?

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Niko V
Niko V

This movie felt like they just started throwing shit out there kind of like the rick and morty inter dimensional cable episodes. Pick a lane movie. The little sister being turned was such a waste of time. wtf was the point of slender man making the sister sick. He was already planning on killing the big sister anyway. Why not also kill the little sister. Wtf happened to Chloe or hallie’s boyfriend. Why does Chloe just stay in the house like a zombie? Why does slender man not kill Chloe? Is it just to fuck around with hallie and wren. This movie raises so many questions. Where is the adult supervision in this movie?

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Sugar Banda
Sugar Banda

At least this movie shows that slenderman is not a cute anime guy 😅

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Orangeray
Orangeray

I think I‘m the only one who kinda liked the movie :D

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Mc Lovemoffin
Mc Lovemoffin

this is the equivalent of your grandma trying to make memes...

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Mia Alvarez
Mia Alvarez

Which is better: Slenderman or The Emoji Movie?

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EmeraldTheOverseer Realm
EmeraldTheOverseer Realm

If a rake movie comes out, I’m just gonna but down all cinemas...

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Spoopy
Spoopy

16:30 Reminds me of Over the Garden Wall Edit: Knew there was going to be another comment mentioning this

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Christopher DelSesto
Christopher DelSesto

How did we get from good Slender like Marble Hornets, to THIS?

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nevertimez
nevertimez

FACETIMING SLENDERMAN AT 3:00 AM!!! OMG HE ANSWERED!!

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Charmakawaii
Charmakawaii

how about twist, the brown girl's dad is actually SLENDERMAN! boom ultimate plot twist

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J-Truth Hozawa
J-Truth Hozawa

*"Oh hell no."*

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AGrayPhantom
AGrayPhantom

I'm a diehard Slendy fan, and I went into this movie with very low expectations. It was still disappointing. There were a couple parts that did spook me. The video the girls used to summon Slenderman was unnerving, but I suspect it's because of a simple trick. Sound that's played at low enough frequencies have been known to cause hallucinations and feelings of uneasiness. Mike from That Chapter has a whole video about it: https://youtu.be/BtzgcyJuRsQ I suspect the video the girls watched was using this, along with flashing imagery, to creep out the audience. I don't know if this is clever, or a cheap trick. Either way I was unnerved... And that feeling of being unnerved quickly dissipated when I thought about how dumb it is to be able to summon Slenderman with a video file. (Never mind The Ring did this better.) Anyone would have access to this video, meaning anyone would be able to summon Slenderman, making summoning him not that big a deal since it'd be an easily studied phenomenon. And the make out scene with the boyfriend also creeped me out. Imagining making out with someone, but then they change into some horrible, I guess that's something that creeps me out. Again, I feel this was at best a cheap jump scare meant to trick the audience that the movie was scarier than it actually was. Then there was the terrible CGI... WHY?? First of all, the movie had a dream inside of a dream. I HATE THAT BULLSHIT!! I nearly walked out of Batman Vs. Superman because of that shit! DON'T DO THAT!! Second of all, with a budget of 10 to 28 million (seriously, what the fuck?) there's no reason why the CGI should look so shit. Here's a better idea: he movie is based on indie horror. Marble Hornets got it right using low budget effects. If you're going to have a creepy scene where branches and glass are bursting out of a pregnant Hallie, then use practical effects!! There was very few found footage sequences in this movie. The first bit of found footage seemed really good. (The bit where the two children are playing in a sunlit field.) If the whole film was an hour long anthology of just that, I'd probably be happy. But they didn't have enough of it, and the other found footage stuff was garbage. And the movie ends so abruptly... and with narration. WHY?? I hate narration in movies, but especially when it's inconsistent. The movie completely changed gears in the last few seconds, making Slenderman out to be some kind of Paranoia Agent, which would have been cool, but it was being inconsistent with what Slenderman was throughout the movie! And the fact that the movie ends with loose plot threads and clearly had deleted or heavily altered scenes, as well as the fact we have a nebulous, undetermined budget, makes me suspect this movie was a money laundering scam. All that said, I feel this movie could have been salvaged. Instead of Katie just completely disappearing, let's actually use this character as a Macguffin. Remember Alison Riley? The crazy girl that was in contact with Katie? The one that was later revealed to be "Alley Kat?" Let's have a plot twist where the girls discover that Alison had actually kidnapped Katie. Subvert expectations of some monster haunting the girls with a more mundane, relatable entity. Then, once everyone thinks they understand that it was simply Alison manipulating things, switch gears to reveal that Alison was indeed acting out the will of Slenderman. Throw in a lot more found footage, with practical effects and a tighter plot, and I bet you'd have a decent movie.

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Spotswood
Spotswood

Voice box movie. Come on. We want it for the pure cringe. Admit it, you want it too.

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Alextasy Tube
Alextasy Tube

My friends watched it in the anticipation of a trashy movie... They liked it. They seriously LIKED IT. They think it's a good movie. A well done movie. I feel ashamed.

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weallgotohell 32213
weallgotohell 32213

Me and my friend went to watch it. My cousin was screaming her ass of while I made fun of it lmao

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Grendel’s arm
Grendel’s arm

This is why creepy pastas shouldn’t be turned into movies

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Ray Rogers
Ray Rogers

This movie was definitely garbage, accurate review but you exaggerate your words entirely too much, it’s extremely annoying you gotta stop bro 😂

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Kirby Swag
Kirby Swag

10:47 why do I imagine that scene on repeat with the new high score theme from Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night?

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psRainbow Explosion
psRainbow Explosion

what happens to proxy’s why not turn them into proxy’s

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Ticci Toby
Ticci Toby

And when I watch the movie I slept 30min before the movie ends

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Ticci Toby
Ticci Toby

This is why you don’t mess with demon shit kids and also this is like the fanfics

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Happy Micro
Happy Micro

Slenderman a movie where trailer has more content than actuall movie

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Star Coin
Star Coin

The scariest part of slenderman was the Sony logo

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DOUBLE X SOCIAL ANXIETY シップ
DOUBLE X SOCIAL ANXIETY シップ

I WASTED.....UM...TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE >:[

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Talesse
Talesse

I do wonder how that Payton girl feels about this.

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Bunny Playz
Bunny Playz

Aw crap. Why am I watching this before I attempt to fall asleep?!! I saw this movie at the theater and (being the easily scared person I am,) had nightmares for a week. Gosh darn it!!

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Ace_ofchaos
Ace_ofchaos

The fact that people were feeling optimistic about a SONY movie still surprises me. The trailer was garbage just like the other Sony movies and... you know what I think Plinkett said it best. “Number three. Sony pictures is a huge dumpster fire.”

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Marie-Luisa Kurm
Marie-Luisa Kurm

Lizzie is related and infected because she went into the forest. Then Slenderman also started hunting her. *Roll Credits*

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Marie-Luisa Kurm
Marie-Luisa Kurm

Something is wrong with me. I liked the movie.

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kotori dickinson
kotori dickinson

Had fun seeing this film but I think I was having fun making fun of some of the scenes XD

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Jude Robson
Jude Robson

What's even funnier, this is a Sony film, one of the characters holds a Sony Phone in one scene...

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milkshake285
milkshake285

i consider this slenderboi a young slender man in training he’s learning the ropes but this movie was garbage for sure i was hyped after finding a good slender man movie

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Dallas Jennings
Dallas Jennings

Freeze at 3:58 the triforce appears

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NexusZ [GD]
NexusZ [GD]

Well no shit it sucked, because they removed all the good fucking scenes, If u didnt know, they removed the scene where the girl stabbed her eye out! And ect.

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ana gutierrez
ana gutierrez

i have seen youtube vids more scary then that crappy pasta that they call a movie

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ana gutierrez
ana gutierrez

slender man now in mp4 flavor

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bdw
bdw

They're eating her, then they're gonna eat me OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOD This movie in a nutshell acting included

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lucioBerlanga
lucioBerlanga

slenderman,slenderman... all the refunds are coming now

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Zusmorito
Zusmorito

That slenderman turns people into trees makes kinda sense cuz he only appears in forests and he makes forests himself and stuff but more explaining would be nice

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Neo2266
Neo2266

Damn do you talk slowly

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xxalex423xx
xxalex423xx

i didnt even try with this one i knew it was a cashgrab ages away

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Project S.S.G
Project S.S.G

I had to spend fucking money watching this on opening day, guess what I was the only fucking one in the god damn movie theater.

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Cillian Fleming
Cillian Fleming

Slender the arrival is better than this tbh

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Lucciano Lowry
Lucciano Lowry

When I heard they were making a [slenderman movie] I knew that it was gonna be bad like only Jason, and Michael can pull of being mute. so uh ya only MICHAEL MYERS AND JASON VOORHEES PULL IT OFF SLENDY FOR GOD SAKE!? well then that what I am saying only Michael, and Jason pull off being mute.

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TheEvilCheesecake
TheEvilCheesecake

slender's motivation is helping the environment #greenslendy2k18

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I want 10,000 subs with no videos
I want 10,000 subs with no videos

The game was more scary ( probably cause I played it when I was in kindergarten due to parents not knowing what it was)

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Eraldo Coil
Eraldo Coil

The musical was good. https://mochalab.bandcamp.com/album/a-slenderman-musical Yes, there's a musical about Slenderman.

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Sil3nt Scr3am
Sil3nt Scr3am

I still wanna see it just for shits and giggles and afterwards I'm gonna watch a better made Slenderman movie made by YouTubers.

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Some satanist guy 969
Some satanist guy 969

Seems pretty realistic to teenagers to be honest and girls I dont see the problome with the show the scary part is that there is actauly ppl and teenage girls out there that are that stupid

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the saiko no hero
the saiko no hero

15:12 ...wait is that....canis canem edit music?

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the saiko no hero
the saiko no hero

i mean...what else did you expect from a movie based on a game?

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Tarek El sheikh
Tarek El sheikh

So we didnt know what happened to the boyfriend The Slender man 2 plz (Just Kidding lol)

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a random teen
a random teen

I actully really liked it.....

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Nolan Kenny
Nolan Kenny

Why did you give the spoiler and THEN say spoiler alert???

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Venominon BG
Venominon BG

I wish Steven King wrote the plot for this movie. It would have been awsome.

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Dominic Dynamite
Dominic Dynamite

This is basically a bad fan creepypasta which somehow got on Theaters.

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bobthesloth 123
bobthesloth 123

I honestly loved this movie, it was awful but it was so awful that I enjoyed seeing how bad it was.

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Grizzlord The Third
Grizzlord The Third

The girl that plays Katie was also in a movie called standing up I highly recommend it it helped me through a lot when I was a little kid

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paiinty
paiinty

hah id like to see someone redeem slender by making an actual decent movie. wether its on youtube or an actual company. glad I used the time where I had literally nothing else to do and watch the movie online for free. don't waste money on terrible movies kids.

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AlmightyAkz
AlmightyAkz

I was laughing the entire film it was dog shit

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That Random Person On the Internet
That Random Person On the Internet

I felt like the movie creators made the trailers to be really interesting and scary but then the movie.... *Yeah..*

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Eowyn Gordon
Eowyn Gordon

So in the first scene with her family it seems to be foreshadowing a fear of pregnancy (because that would ruin her successful life?) but the whole pregnancy dream doesn’t even wrap that up well- they seemed to have forgotten to write actual characters

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stabile
stabile

I actually feel bad for the actors. Imp their acting wasn’t that bad in the film, but with the combined horrible writing and the one dimensional characters they had to work with made everything look worse for them.

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Innαte_οdιum
Innαte_οdιum

My favorite part is how you had to result to the trailer footage since the movie isn’t out on Blu-ray yet lol

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Olympiad Orion
Olympiad Orion

But what i didn't like of fhe movie is that none of the proxies came out in this movie What I remember of slenderman is that his Proxies would do his dirty work! Like this movie is not accurate to the creepypasta stories. That's my opinion. I dont know if that was the purpose for this movie to just make it about slenderman, but it still wouldnt have been accurate.

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Shrek Is Love Shrek Is LIfe
Shrek Is Love Shrek Is LIfe

HIS NAME IS SLIM JIM OR DADDY LONG LEGS

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Milos HD TV
Milos HD TV

Slender didn't transform her into tree se became a proxy

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Agent 47
Agent 47

Your channel sucks! So there

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Retro Core
Retro Core

Oh wow, this single comment might ruin his entire career

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Unknown Destructive Gamer
Unknown Destructive Gamer

Maybe the movie would have worked if it was a lost footage and a man or father investigating slenderman and the missing kids. I think lost footage movies are dead but this is how the slenderman movie should have been made.

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Maymay Addison
Maymay Addison

Turns people into trees? **insert Over The Garden Wall joke here**

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Bon Bunny
Bon Bunny

Is this Scary Movie 6? No? Ok. Actually, I love spoiling some scary movies for me, then watch them on... *ahem* yeah... this though... you're right on all levels. Whoever made the SlenderMan movie... needs to watch horror movies apparently because... some clips you've shown seem like a highschooler editing test or whatever.

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Kithro Games
Kithro Games

Who cares about characters

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Fat Cunt
Fat Cunt

Sloonymang is drawing stick figures for you

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Ender Sunrise
Ender Sunrise

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/slender_man =)

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Kairi Marshall
Kairi Marshall

we need like, jeff the killer, jane the killer, ticci toby, lulu,sally,lazari.... you get the idea. We need MORE MOVIEEESS

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Slenderman
Slenderman

It’s my movie its good

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maddy and idk
maddy and idk

the monolougue in the end tried to mimick the ending of the ben drowned creepypasta, how they "spread like a virus through photoshopping and sharing images of him" like COME ON! Isn't that a little bit in poor taste?

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Torex
Torex

21:09 dude that made me shit myself and i only jumped once or twice in slender man

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IAmK_tty
IAmK_tty

Can we get *one* Creepypasta movie that’s actually good? Please? Please let us have this.

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Vrak
Vrak

Who else can't wait for the Jeff the Killer movie in 2401?

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Vrak
Vrak

Apparently there's also a FNAF movie that's going to come out lol.

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Teh Loaf
Teh Loaf

Ya

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Zack N
Zack N

TBH if your friend looked possessed would you still check up on her

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I'm Cringe
I'm Cringe

SPOILER ALERT!!! My 14 yr old sister, her friend and I went to see slenderman sept. 2, the library scene was TERIFYING. Wren is in a library looking for a specific book, she sees slendwrman around every corner and she is cornered slender walks to her, touches her face, and disappears. Wren all of a sudden, Wren has no face and is stumbling around crying out in pain. I almost choked on my popcorn...

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Panda Wizard
Panda Wizard

Okay wtf was that weird ass crackling noise they kept using all the time in the movie. Like "oh youre somewhere near a tree? okay how about we add another cRACKLING NOISE BECAUSE TREES _C R A C K L E_ " ALSO IKR THE ONLY TIME I WAS SCARED WAS WHEN I SAW THE NUN TRAILER AND THAT SECOND NUN POPPED OUT AND GRABBED HER I FUCKING JUMPED THAT WAS THE *ONLY* TIME 21:13

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Wambold But With A 'Q'
Wambold But With A 'Q'

me: ok cool video *glances at door to see if slenderman is watching me*

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Harper Henson
Harper Henson

When I saw this movie (opening night) AT THE END I DIDNT WANT TO NOR MEANT TO SCREAM “that’s it THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR?!”

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Archangel_
Archangel_

I knew it would be bad when it was PG13 and not R lmao

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American Berserker
American Berserker

You saved me $5 for a ticket and $5 for refreshments. If any of you viset Kutstown PA check out the Strand Movie Theater. They are good quality for a low price

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Purpie
Purpie

In conclusion this movie sucks lmao

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Moose
Moose

What's funny is that the movie is just as bad as anything else based on creepypastas.

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Kyle Franklin
Kyle Franklin

Slenderman is basically one of those cheap yearly cash grabs.

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